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Physics Teacher-Issac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered  gravity.Isn’t that wonderful.

Student-Yes sir,if he had been sitting in class looking at book like us,he would not have discovered anything.

Teacher-Why are you late,Joseph?

Joseph-Because of a sign down the road.

Teacher-What does a sign have to do with your being late?

Joseph-The sign said,SCHOOL AHEAD,GO SLOW!

Teacher-Here is a math problem.If your dad earned $300 dollar a week and he gave your mother half,what should he have?

Student-A heart attack.

Teacher-John,why are you doing your math’s multiplication on the floor?

John-You told me to do it without using tables.